Zoo Pornographer – SNL

Zoo Pornographer – SNL


>>GOOD MORNING, GOOD PEOPLE,
GOOD NEWS. IT’S “GOOD DAY, DENVER.”
>>IT’S 7:00 A.M. IN DENVER ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY.
I’M JANET LORADO DIEKMAN ALONGSIDE ALAN “FUN
TIE” OVERBROOK.>>WHAT?
THIS COUNTRY IS A MESS. I THOUGHT I WOULD HELP BRIGHTEN
THINGS UP WITH A FUN TIE.>>BRIGHT IS RIGHT!
WHERE ARE MY RAY-BANS, GEEZ!>>COME ON!
>>LOTS GOING ON THIS MORNING? BUT FIRST, LET’S CHECK IN WITH
OUR FIELD REPORTER, DONNA HEMING WHO IS AT THE DENVER ZOO WITH
DANNY BANGS. A — COOL JOB ALERT.
PROFESSIONAL ANIMAL PORNOGRAPHER.
>>JANET, ALAN, IT IS A REAL ZOO HERE.
AND FOR ONCE I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE I-25.
DANNY BANGS HAS BEEN PHOTOGRAPHING ANIMALS AT THE ZOO
FOR OVER TEN YEARS. NOW, DANNY, HOW IN THE HECK DO
YOU GET AN ANIMAL TO SMILE FOR A PHOTO?
>>WELL, I FIND “SAY CHEESE” JUST MAKES THEM HUNGRY.
>>I’M SORRY TO INTERRUPT. I HAVE BEEN TOLD I MISSPOKE AND
REFERRED TO MR. BANGS AS AN ANIMAL PORNOGRAPHER INSTEAD OF
PHOTOGRAPHER. SO, I’M SORRY.
AND I WANT TO MAKE IT VERY CLEAR THAT OUR GUEST IS AN ANIMAL
PHOTOGRAPHER. DONNA?
>>GOT YOU, JANET. NOW, DANNY, WHAT IS THE SECRET
TO GETTING THAT PERFECT SHOT?>>WELL, THE KEY IS TO MAKE THE
ANIMALS FEEL COMFORTABLE. I’LL DO ANYTHING WITH THEM TO
GET THE SHOT. PLAY, BE SILLY, EVEN BRIBE THEM
WITH TREATS.>>NOW WHAT IF AN ANIMAL IS IN A
BAD MOOD? I IMAGINE THE LIONS ARE DIVAS.
>>NO MATTER THE MOOD, I LOVE MY JOB.
WHEN I GET THE CALL, NO MATTER WHAT ANIMAL IT IS, I ALWAYS COME
RIGHT AWAY. AND IF AN ANIMAL IS AGITATED, I
FIND I CAPTURE VERY REAL ORGANIC MOMENTS.
THERE’S BEAUTY IN AN ANIMAL’S RAW NATURAL STATE.>>I’M SORRY, DONNA.
JUST JUMPING IN REAL QUICK. TO LET VIEWERS KNOW THAT OUR
GRAPHIC IS INCORRECT, OUR GUEST IS AN ANIMAL PHOTOGRAPHER.
WE ARE GOING TO GET THAT FIXED. WAKE UP BACK THERE, GUYS.
BACK TO YOU, DONNA.>>THANKS.
OH, I SEE A LOT OF TWEETS COMING IN FROM THE GOOD DAY DENVER LIVE
TWEETERS. YOU’VE GOT SOME FANS, DANNY.
>>OOH!>>@KAREN IN ASPEN SAYS,
“WATCHING ON MUTE AT THE GYM. WHAT THE F IS HAPPENING?”
THAT SHE CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAVE SUCH A COOL JOB.
HOW DID YOU GET STARTED?>>WELL, I STARTED WITH AMATEUR
STUFF AND I WOULD PUT IT ONLINE. AND “NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC” SAW MY
WORK, GAVE ME A JOB AND FROM THERE, I FOUND MY NEW HOME HERE
AT THE DENVER ZOO.>>WOW!
WE HAVE MORE TWEETS HERE. @ZOO DARK WEB ASKED, “THIS DUDE
HAVE ANY HORSE STUFF?”>>SURE DO.
AND IT’S IN ALL MY NEW BOOK, THE PICTURE IS A LITTLE FUZZY, MY
DECADE AT THE DENVER ZOO AND IT’S VERY EASY TO NAVIGATE.
I DID THE ANIMALS ALPHABETICAL. STARTED ON AN AARDVARK AND
FINISHED ON A ZEBRA. VERY EASY.
>>WELL, I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO BUY THE BOOK.
NOW, A BEAUTIFUL CELEBRATION OF A DECADE’S WORK.
NOW, WHAT IS IT LIKE TO WORK WITH THESE CUTE LITTLE BABY
ANIMALS?>>NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
LET’S NOT TALK ABOUT BABY ANIMALS, DONNA.
>>LET’S KEEP THE INTERVIEW ABOUT ADULT CONSENTING ANIMALS
AND CAN WE PLEASE FIX THE GRAPHICS?
>>WELL, OKAY. THIS BOOK IS FILLED WITH AMAZING
SNAPS, BUT SURELY THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME MISFIRES.
>>OH, OF COURSE. ONCE I TOOK ABOUT 1,000 PICTURES
OF THIS FUNNY LITTLE MONKEY AND I BLEW IT.
I GOT HOME. I REALIZED THERE WAS NO FILM IN
THE CAMERA. IS IT OKAY IF I PLUG MY WEBSITE?
>>WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO.>>YES, IT’S
WWW.DANNYBANGSANIMALS.COM.>>PARDON ME?
>>OH, DEVON, HI. THIS IS DEVON.
HE WORKS AT THE ZOO. AND HE’S A GREAT GUY.
>>DON’T TOUCH ME.>>I’M SORRY.>>I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO READ A
STATEMENT FROM THE DENVER ZOO. THE DENVER ZOO DOES NOT CONDONE
ANIMAL PORNOGRAPHY IN ANY FORM. FURTHERMORE, DANNY BANGS WILL NO
LONGER HAVE ACCESS TO ANIMALS AT THE ZOO WHILE WE INVESTIGATE THE
EXTENT OF HIS CRIMES.>>DEVON, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?
>>YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S ABOUT, YOU MONSTER.
>>WELL, IT CERTAINLY IS GETTING WILD DOWN HERE AT THE DENVER
ZOO. BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO.
>>ALL RIGHT. WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK.
WHEN WE RETURN, THE WHITE HOUSE ROUND-UP AND MORE DETAILS ON THE
EMERGING DANNY BANGS SCANDAL AT THE DENVER ZOO.
♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Zoo Pornographer – SNL

  • May 2, 2018 at 6:15 am
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    Man, any white person can sound like a news reporter

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  • May 4, 2018 at 4:45 pm
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    Feel sorry for Danny bangs

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  • May 5, 2018 at 12:30 pm
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    The Picture's A Little Fuzzy is actually a good title.

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  • May 5, 2018 at 10:44 pm
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    I have never laughed so hard my whole life lol

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  • May 6, 2018 at 2:52 pm
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    "This country is a mess! I thought i would brighten it up with a fun tie."

    – Donald J Trump from inaugural address.

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  • May 7, 2018 at 3:27 am
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    Isn't the woman Scarlet Johansen

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  • May 7, 2018 at 10:32 pm
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    I blew it

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • May 8, 2018 at 5:15 am
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    As a Denver resident, this is an accurate portrayal of our news stations.

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  • May 9, 2018 at 4:04 am
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    lol, this is like the updated version of the Schwetty Balls skit

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  • May 9, 2018 at 9:32 pm
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    Is that my girl crush??
    Scarlett ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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  • May 10, 2018 at 6:04 am
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    They are getting sued so hard.

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  • May 11, 2018 at 1:28 am
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    "I finished a zebra"

    she was black and white XD

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  • May 11, 2018 at 8:24 pm
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    Can he pornographer scarlet

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  • May 13, 2018 at 1:51 am
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    fun tie haha cant take it

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  • May 14, 2018 at 12:20 am
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    That was really clever I gotta say

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  • May 14, 2018 at 2:05 am
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    I guess he sees a lot of Camel toes and moose knuckles 😂

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  • May 14, 2018 at 1:58 pm
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    Holy shit ……I watched 60 mins last night .right now I'm trying not to piss myself

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  • May 14, 2018 at 8:20 pm
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    Danny bangs life would end up terrible

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  • May 15, 2018 at 2:35 am
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    If you search the website: www.dannybangsanimals.com – it will lead you to the NBC homepage.

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  • May 15, 2018 at 5:22 am
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    CNN affiliate?

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  • May 15, 2018 at 5:35 pm
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    OH NOOOOOO!!!!!

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  • May 16, 2018 at 8:53 pm
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    Why does Scarlett Johansson sound like kid Gohan???🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂😂

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  • May 19, 2018 at 4:03 pm
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    Danny bangs animals LUL

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  • May 20, 2018 at 6:52 pm
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    www.dannybangsanimals.com

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  • May 20, 2018 at 9:18 pm
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    Oh this is what black widow does on her spare time😂😂

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  • May 21, 2018 at 2:39 am
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    “Let’s keep the interview about adult consenting animals”, is there even such a thing?😶😶😶

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  • May 23, 2018 at 12:51 am
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    www.dannybangsanimals.com 😂😂😂😂

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  • May 24, 2018 at 6:12 am
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    "Will do anything with an animal" got me idk why 😂

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  • May 27, 2018 at 6:04 am
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    Anu Cheeki Breekiv Damke

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  • May 27, 2018 at 11:36 pm
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    This was greatly written.

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  • May 28, 2018 at 11:41 pm
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    Fuck the zoo I want to hear more about the Whitehouse round-up! And hey, Trumptards! Rather than the constant crying about SNL political stance, maybe you should just take the hint and fuck off! You are not wanted here.

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  • May 29, 2018 at 10:41 pm
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    That dudes gonna sell a lot of copies…

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  • May 30, 2018 at 12:05 am
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    Is she Scarlet Johansson?

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  • June 2, 2018 at 2:55 pm
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    The liberal media in a nutshell

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  • June 3, 2018 at 8:47 pm
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    I-25 and I-70 are a nightmare. That was a great joke

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  • June 4, 2018 at 2:36 pm
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    This escelated rather quick and funny as hell

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  • June 7, 2018 at 1:29 am
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    The insufferable news team banter at the beginning was spot on perfect and priceless

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  • June 7, 2018 at 1:51 pm
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    LMAFO

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  • June 13, 2018 at 5:37 pm
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    why is no one talking about how scarlett managed to pull of that awful hair cut

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  • June 18, 2018 at 9:10 pm
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    LMAO THE INTERVIEWER WAS HIDING HER MOUTH COZ SHE WAS LAUGHING. #BADACTING

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  • June 27, 2018 at 3:51 am
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    Dannybangsanimals.com.…lmao

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  • June 29, 2018 at 3:34 am
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    Fake news! Report the real news!

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  • June 29, 2018 at 3:35 am
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    Libtards will bang anything.
    Then they will do a sex change, and bang everything again!

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  • June 30, 2018 at 3:54 pm
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    😂😂😂😂😂

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  • July 1, 2018 at 5:21 am
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    Yo as a fellow Denver native, the I-25 joke had me laughing so hard😂

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  • July 1, 2018 at 12:56 pm
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    This is basically "That's what she said: the skit"

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  • July 1, 2018 at 5:41 pm
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    WWW.TRUMPBANGSANIMALS.COM

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  • July 1, 2018 at 6:30 pm
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    How did Scarlett hide her huge juggs so well?

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  • July 2, 2018 at 3:13 am
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    Morning coffee shows, where you're the pedestrian an they run you in your own house.

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  • August 25, 2018 at 9:23 am
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    We don't have SNL here in England so these SNL uploads are much appreciated! Many thanks!

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  • September 29, 2018 at 11:26 pm
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    I love how accurate they are the news background denver zoo employee shirts. Just wow.

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  • October 30, 2018 at 5:42 pm
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    Finished on zebra – that's nice

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  • November 2, 2018 at 4:21 am
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    well, what can i say ? thats the news in Denver !

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  • November 2, 2018 at 11:46 pm
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    Feel bad for the guy, even though it’s a sketch

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  • November 8, 2018 at 4:49 am
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    I have that same tie I swear to god😂😂

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  • November 11, 2018 at 11:58 am
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    DannyBangsAnimals.com

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  • November 11, 2018 at 11:28 pm
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    LoL, just watched the invest aka "incest' twins… which brought me here.

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  • November 12, 2018 at 7:39 pm
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    Danny Bangs

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  • November 14, 2018 at 2:49 pm
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    We need more Good Day Denver.

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  • November 20, 2018 at 6:24 pm
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    "I finished on a zebra" -I'm dead 😂😂

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  • December 31, 2018 at 4:31 pm
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    I love how corny everyone is!

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  • January 1, 2019 at 5:09 am
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    My cousin is named Denver!

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  • January 9, 2019 at 11:17 am
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    "Let's the interview about adult consenting animals" 😂

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  • January 10, 2019 at 2:16 am
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    damn they just screwed that man

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  • January 12, 2019 at 2:35 am
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    Another skit stolen by Kenan and his minuscule role

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  • January 22, 2019 at 2:24 am
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    This video CAN NOT get enough love!

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  • February 11, 2019 at 11:38 pm
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    Classic, simply a classic!

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  • February 19, 2019 at 4:51 am
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    This is just hilarious

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  • February 22, 2019 at 12:36 am
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    ROFL DANNYBANGSANIMALS.COM

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  • February 25, 2019 at 7:16 pm
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    The ending is the funniest part of this sketch

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  • March 5, 2019 at 5:36 am
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    Some people working on graphics must’ve had a hell of a way to tell their families why they were fired

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  • March 9, 2019 at 5:30 am
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    aww poor guy

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  • March 11, 2019 at 12:22 am
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    This is perfect satire.

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  • March 11, 2019 at 4:52 pm
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    I bet he left the animals really happy wink wink XD

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  • March 28, 2019 at 8:03 pm
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    I25 isn’t that bad tbh

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  • March 31, 2019 at 3:17 pm
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    Hey, Chris Parente…. lol

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  • March 31, 2019 at 3:19 pm
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    Too funny!!! My bros. A photographer … one aspect he's never done…. I don't think

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  • April 15, 2019 at 7:45 am
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    So what's it like working with the cute little baby animals?

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  • May 9, 2019 at 12:32 am
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    Denverite here. Nobody says "the I-25"….and what about this sketch could at all be specific to Denver?

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  • May 17, 2019 at 3:25 am
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    I read the title of this video as “Animal Photographer” until about 38 seconds in when I came to the realization that I’m pretty sure I’m dyslexic.

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  • June 11, 2019 at 9:55 pm
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    Imagine how funny it would be to see "I finished on a zebra" as a graphic on the news 🤣🤣🤣

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  • June 18, 2019 at 4:34 am
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    Adult CONSENTING animals hahaha I don’t think they consent

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  • June 26, 2019 at 4:10 pm
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    My teenage son would love this.

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  • June 27, 2019 at 3:03 am
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    I live in Denver and this is literally just like 9 News here and this happens all the time! Genius!

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  • July 25, 2019 at 3:27 pm
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    i live in Denver and i must say this is exactly how the news is here

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  • August 3, 2019 at 10:03 am
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    Best skit ever next to meet your second wife.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 7:06 am
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    Why are so many good things set in Denver, Colorado… wait I know why because I grew up there

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  • August 30, 2019 at 5:04 am
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    I FINISHED ON A ZEBRA OMG CANT STOP LAUGHING

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  • September 4, 2019 at 10:04 pm
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    btw there's a guy named dick van dyke

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  • September 6, 2019 at 2:52 am
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    Wtf. Tell me why I got an ad in the MIDDLE of a 5 minute vid.

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  • October 24, 2019 at 2:23 pm
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    I love scarlett

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  • October 26, 2019 at 1:42 pm
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    Alan Overbrook? That's clearly BF from Mornin' Miami

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  • November 3, 2019 at 4:42 am
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    There is a porn actress who looks like Scarlett Johansson. Her pseudonym is Jeanie Marie Sullivan.

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  • November 9, 2019 at 6:43 pm
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    MORAL OF THE STORY: Zoophilia and bestiality are gross and disgusting. Seriously.

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  • November 17, 2019 at 5:41 am
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    2:12 Karen is currently calling the zoo manager, Peta, and police simultaneously.

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  • November 17, 2019 at 8:19 am
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    Hahah i love it

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  • November 27, 2019 at 1:17 am
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    Will this ever not be funny?

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