The Most English Photo Ever Taken in History

The Most English Photo Ever Taken in History



ma da da is rubbish release on site is where it's at that said his masterpiece taken in 2016 that could be painted on the roof of any church welcome to Manchester 2016 New Year's Eve and there's a lot of sights to behold here this is the most English photograph ever taken in history so first I want to focus on this little fella here who's getting arrested by the police for reasons unknown now I want to posit the theory that he's getting arrested for something very inconsequential like he yelled the word twat to loud noises he's sort of choking and gone very pink which is the most humiliating way to get arrested that is possible there's a reason that dad's tells soft lads like me to punch people in the throat if you ever get in a fight it's because not being able to breathe is very very humiliating and that's what's happened to this lad here now we have this lady who at first glance you might assume is this lads girlfriend or wife I have a different theory I think what's happened here is she doesn't know him at all she's just taking two steps out of her diet just to go and berate him forget it arrested you zoom in on her mouth for a look at the shape of it it's completely primed to say you stupid bastards now these girls have had a good night out and you can tell that for three reasons one none of a wag coats whichever Norv is basically tradition – two of them are eaten chips which is the only way to finish a night out like this and 3-0 of them a crying which is basically a miracle New Year's Eve the only possible stick in the bud is this lad energy Leigh who's trying to chat about who's proper it's the end of the diet and you're the only ones who are left and it now they're all gonna fob him off go home in taxis get into bed with that taking that mascara off and then eat a whole piece are in bed tomorrow morning while I'm on bring some tea now these boys have absolutely it you can tell that because there's a whole fight going on at the front of this picture that they're not getting involved in at all and that's because they're tired they thought they'd come out and pull tonight on beers Eve we're gonna get off with some of those girls eating chips over there they were going to take one home and they both whatsapp each other the next board and to say our well very active instead they're going on with each other absolutely miserable about it what an absolutely crapped new year now my theory is that this lady is the only stable woman in the shot if you consider the fact that she's got a coat tucked around she's got very sensible heels she seems to be shouting off at the cameraman and she's walking furious absolute carnage around her like it's nothing that suggests to me that she has the energy of a barmaid who's just at a 10 hour New Year's Eve shift absolutely can't be asked when people get arrested people pissing and vomited and people queuing up for taxis and silence she's had enough and then we have this cherub the angel who ties the whole masterpiece together he's entirely hairless across his body absolutely no pubes to speak of at all he's more relaxed here and I've been in like a bubble bath drinking of whiskey he's more relaxed here lying down on the drizzly cobbles of a Manchester Street or New Year's Eve that I think I've been in my entire life and that's the real spirit of Englishness and New Year's Eve as Street buy-in and drunkenness that's all

30 thoughts on “The Most English Photo Ever Taken in History

  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    I am usually over-critical of vice content, but this was very amusing. Well done.

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    Smartarse hipster thinks he's funny but no one liked him is school.

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    Meme Historian, seems legit 😁😁

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    What are you doing Vice!!!!

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    So British dudes are now talking with the fry voice thing at the end of every fuckin sentence too?

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    This whole deal was just too funny.

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    this was just hilarious! i can’t think of anything funnier than this, you’re doing such great work golby. telling us what you think folks are feeling and thinking ,in a 3 year old picture, is impossible to not be funny especially coming from your nasally euro voice. pure gold, the no pubes part comment was pure

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    WHAT IS THOS CRAP. The worst VICE video I've ever seen.

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    Diversity is our strength
    Diversity is our strength
    Diversity is our strength
    Diversity is our strength
    Diversity is our strength
    Diversity is our strength
    Diversity is our strength
    Diversity is our strength

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    Vice is a meme itself. As is the soyboy speaking to us. Bad memes should not work for bad memes discussing memes. It's unholy at worst. Embarrassing at best.

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    ITS GRIM UP NORTH MANCHESTER NAH NAH NAHH MANCHESTERRRRRR

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    Love the story telling… that was fun

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    should of drank tea ole chap

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    would be more enjoyable if the presenter seemed to care about his subject matter only a little bit more and also didn't sound like his nasal cavities were filled to the brim with mucus.

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    It’s not raining. So not as English as it could be.

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    All full of made up bullshit like most of vice's content.

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    This is absolutely it

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    Who shot the photograph? Let’s give credit to the photographer for capturing this amazing moment 👏

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    Should have another analysis

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    "journalist" bahahahaahhaah

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    Not worth the time to watch

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    only in Manchester😂😂

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    This video is art. I love the writing and funny editing. I lost it at "cherub"😂😂

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    Lol

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  • June 10, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    That’s me getting arrested!! Ha ha

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