Picture This: Taylor Swift, Fox News

Picture This: Taylor Swift, Fox News


-Let’s take a look at this
first example. Barack Obama and President Trump both wrote the caption, “Power Couple.”
-Hmm. -Let’s see the pictures
they posted. Obama posted a photo of… him and Michelle. [ Cheers and applause ] Trump posted a picture of… a combination
Pizza Hut/Taco Bell. -Wow.
[ Laughter ] -It is powerful.
-That is a powerful couple. -This next one is a caption
from Target and Walmart. They both wrote, “Don’t forget to have this on when you visit our store.” Target posted a picture of
their rewards card. Walmart posted a picture
of…pants. -Oh!
[ Laughter ] -Make sure —
-Very handy. -Make sure you wear them.
-You want pants on. -You always forget.
-Unless they’re half off. -Here’s one — [ Laughter ] Here’s one from Kim Kardashian
and Mike Pence. They both wrote, “Can’t wait to move in soon.” Kim posted a picture of
her ranch in Wyoming. Pence posted a picture of
the Oval Office. -Oh! Yeah.
[ Laughter and applause ] Never know.
-Moving on, here’s one from Kay Jewelers
and Staples. They both wrote, “It’s worth spending
a month’s salary on this.” Kay Jewelers posted a picture
of an engagement ring. Staples posted a picture of
a printer ink cartridge. -Wow. A single —
-$200? -I’ll just buy a new printer.
-I know, exactly. Here’s a caption from
Selena Gomez and Mall of America. They both wrote, “it’s been abandoned
for years now.” -Ooh.
-Selena posted a picture of a spooky haunted house. Mall of America posted
a picture of a spookier Forever 21.
-Wow. [ Laughter and applause ]
-Right. That’s scary. -Here’s one from Joaquin Phoenix
and Eric Trump. They both wrote,
“This is my best work in years and the highlight
of my career.” Joaquin posted a picture
of the Joker. Eric posted a picture of a
finger painting of a pumpkin. -Wow.
[ Laughter and applause ] -He’s getting better. -Yeah, he’s getting better
at it. -Here’s the last one here.
Here, Taylor Swift and Fox News both wrote,
“You need to calm down.” Taylor posted a picture
of her music video. Fox News posted a picture
of Rudy Giuliani. -Oh.
-That’s all the time we have for “Picture This.”

22 thoughts on “Picture This: Taylor Swift, Fox News

  • October 8, 2019 at 9:01 am
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    When you’re early for once and there are no comments to read :((

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:02 am
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    Hehe

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:07 am
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    No comment!
    😄😄😄😄

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:15 am
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    Clout for Taylor

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:16 am
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    Here coz taylor in tittle

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:29 am
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    can we jsut plz have back Jay Leno and skip todays society as well

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:30 am
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    From the thumbnail, you already know the last joke.

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:37 am
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    YoY nEed tO CaLM DoWN

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:46 am
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    Anti trump trash

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:48 am
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    yeah I only clicked for taylor

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:53 am
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    maybe you won't care but if you do, hear out my music. Ya girl needs a chance. Love! ❌🔴

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  • October 8, 2019 at 10:01 am
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    Taco Bell and Pizza Hut both sound so wonderful at 3am.

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  • October 8, 2019 at 10:04 am
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    Last one got me

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  • October 8, 2019 at 10:34 am
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    Politics does not suit you, stick with egg challenges

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  • October 8, 2019 at 11:03 am
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    I see Taylor Swift, I click.

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  • October 8, 2019 at 1:32 pm
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    most of them need Taylor to increase viewers

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  • October 8, 2019 at 1:36 pm
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    Yup i see taylor i click

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  • October 8, 2019 at 1:43 pm
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    If only she didn't ignorantly run her mouth about politics…Her hypocrisy should astound me but when you're in that party everything you believe is always 100% right and should never be questioned.

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  • October 8, 2019 at 2:04 pm
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    Great new segment!

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  • October 8, 2019 at 7:30 pm
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    I was in Pakistan and bought ink and printer cartilage. Both cost me $7.95US! It was good for 1 year!

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  • October 8, 2019 at 7:56 pm
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    I don't remember Joaquin Phoenix having an Instagram account.

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  • October 9, 2019 at 12:30 am
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    For tay tay

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