-I have so many things
I want to ask you. But one is about
your skunk situation. What’s going on?
I heard that you got — -Oh, just straight to that one.
-Well, I mean, I just — I read some article
where you said this is like the third or fourth time
you got sprayed by a skunk? -It happens all of the time.
[ Laughter ] -Dakota, what —
what are you talking about? How does this happen? I’ve never been sprayed
by a skunk. -I don’t know. I’ve asked myself
that every time it happens. -Where are you hang–
But where are you hanging out? -At my house.
-In the woods? Like, what are you doing? -One time,
it happened in the woods, but it happened to my dog. One time,
it happened in the woods. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] No, but what happened?
Your dog got sprayed? -My dog got sprayed. I was in Big Sur in,
like, a lodge, and they don’t have tomato juice in stock,
I guess, in the middle of the night —
-What is Big Sur? I’m sorry. You’re in a lodge,
like, a hotel? -Yeah, like a little —
Well, it wasn’t — It was more like a motel. -So you were in a motel, and you got a skunk in your room
and sprayed you. -The story’s
going in a weird direction. -And then it didn’t
have tomato juice? Like, this is bizarre.
[ Laughter ] -No!
-This is just unbelievable. -In the middle of the night,
the staff is not necess– They weren’t there,
so I asked her — -I don’t know
where you’re talking about. Where are we?
[ Laughter ] Where are we and what staff?
-We’re in Big Sur. -All right, but are you
in a cabin somewhere? -Yes, it’s a sort of lodge
in Big Sur. [ Both laugh ]
-Sorry. And so you go out
to walk the dog? -Well, no.
I sort of — -They allow dogs at the hotel? -Aren’t you supposed to let
people talk on this show? [ Laughter and applause ] -If they know
what they’re talking about, yes! What the hell
are you talking about?! [ Laughter ] -I’m in Big Sur.
I have my dog. I let the dog out in the middle
of the night to go pee, naturally, as you do
when you have a dog or when you are a dog.
[ Laughter ] -I’m not arguing this, yeah.
[ Laughter ] -And then he came back,
and he had been skunked. So I called the front desk,
and there wasn’t anybody there. And then, finally, I found,
like, a maintenance man. I asked if he could
find some tomato juice, ’cause that’s what
you’re supposed to put on it. But he didn’t have any,
so he just gave me — -Yeah, the maintenance guy
didn’t have any on him? Yeah. -No.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah.
[ Both laugh ] One would hope, you know? Tool belt, you know,
a can of V8. You know, you got everything
ready to go. -“You got your tomato juice? Hey, you’ve got a hammer
and some tomato juice?” -Yeah, yeah,
I got some tomato juice. So, yeah,
he didn’t have anything. -No, but he just gave me
three whole tomatoes. [ Laughter ]
-What? What? Yeah.
-So he had fresh produce on him? [ Laughter ] -Well, they had
some fresh produce somewhere in the kitchen. -So he gave you tomatoes
so you had to make your own tomato juice?
-Yeah. -This is fantastic.
And did it work? -No, I just —
I cut them in half, and I sort of just lined
them up on top of my dog. [ Laughter ] -This is insane story. This is the most insane story. -But then,
the next time it happened, I learned that
there’s actually this sort of concoction that you can make, which is also not convenient
if it happens in the middle of the night that
you are experiencing a skunk, which is normally
when it happens, because they don’t really
hang out in the daytime. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so what is it? What is the concoction?
-Oh, God. It’s, like, baking soda, and
then two parts hydrogen peroxide and then a certain kind
of dish soap but not any other kind.
-Really? -And I don’t remember what kind. But it’s like,
“Make sure it’s the blue one and not the yellow one,”
or whatever. And then you have to use a certain amount of water
and warm water. And then you
wash yourself or your dog in it, depending on what got sprayed. [ Laughter ] -I don’t know, man.
This is just a bizarre story. Um, all right.
We love you. And I saw you
at the Golden Globes. -Oh, we’re moving on, okay.
[ Laughter ] -Is there more to cover? Is there more to cover
about the — Is there another thing
to talk about? -It’s the only thing
I can talk about. [ Laughter ] -No, I want to talk about this,
because the Golden Globes, you were great on the Globes.
I saw you. But there’s a photo of you
that went viral the next day, ’cause everyone’s like,
“I feel like this.” Jennifer Aniston was on stage
talking, and then here’s you. And you’re just staring
at Angelina Jolie’s reaction. [ Laughter ] You’re just looking
at Angelina Jolie’s reaction to what’s happened.
-Yeah, but so is Armie’s wife. -Yeah, so is Armie’s wife,
as well. -I’m not the only one. Elizabeth is, like,
very blatantly looking at her. She’s like,
“What is she gonna do?” -Yeah, yeah. -And I was trying
to be sly about it. [ Laughter ] -And Chris is like, “Oh, boy.” [ Laughter ]
-Yeah. -“Oh, boy.”
Yeah, yeah. -Nobody —
Well, I honest — Truthfully, I don’t think
that I was really actually looking at her,
’cause if you look really closely
at the angle of my eyes, they’re kind of like over here.
[ Laughter ] -Now, what were you
looking at, though? Who were you looking at? -Well, there was a table of — There was, like,
the actual kids’ table, which was the
“Stranger Things” table. -Oh, there actually was
a kids’ table? [ Cheers and applause ] -Yeah, and I really love
“Stranger Things” so much. -Me too.
-Like, so much. So I tried to send my friend — Which is like
the thing that I hate the most, when people
are in restaurants or whatever, when they try to take a sneaky
picture of you like this. -Oh, yeah, and you can tell.
Yeah, it’s so obvious. -So I did that
at the Golden Globes. [ Laughter ] And, like, everybody there
is a famous person. But I was, like, trying to take
a video of these kids. [ Laughter ] -Oh, my God.
-They’re children, I know. -How stalkery of you.
-I know. And I was, like, zooming in. But then I also
accidentally caught maybe Ridley Scott was asleep. -Ridley Scott was sleeping
during the Golden Globes? -But then I think maybe he was
just looking at his phone, but it looked
like he was asleep. -I think we have
your phone video. -Oh, okay, that’s great. -Let’s see what you got there. -Oh, yeah. [ Laughter ] -Could be —
I don’t think he’s asleep. No, he’s just —
Unless — -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] -No, he wiped his eye, and then
he had a thought or something. -He may have just woken up
and been like, “Oh [bleep] [ Laughter ] -You can’t say that
on television. Or the word “butterfly.” [ Laughter ]